"Hello there, pretty girl."
"If you don't mind, I'm going to relieve you of that hairbow and oxygen tubing.
"No thank you, kind sir! I need my oxygen to breathe and my hairbow for fanciness!"
Standoff.
The sitters.
"Wanna play? You have such soft skin. I hear your mommy makes her own milk, all yummy and full of fatness. I'm so jealous.""Don't you worry! I like my men tiny and wiry! We can share diapers!"
Darbi loves me too.
Kinley made Darbi a beautiful Christmas card that you can see here. I just love that she drew a picture of Darbi, complete with oxygen.


2 comments:
LOL! I love your narration!
You're like that old show with the two aliens sitting in a dark theater watching muted movies and making up dialogue for them. Hi-larious! (You probably have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?)
hehehe...
Mom's not already pairing him off is she? LOL!
This was the cutest!
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